Melbourne residents furiously retrieving North Face jackets from winter storage

Melbourne Residents this morning are frustratingly heading for their garages to unpack winter storage boxes to combat the unseasonal cold weather. With temperatures across Victoria sitting in the mid-teens, residents across the state were up in arms over their requirements to rug up for the week ahead.

"It's bloody ridiculous, I vacuum-sealed our winter clothes over the weekend, and now I'm undoing all my hard work to get my Katmandu jacket out again." said one furious Cheltenham resident.

The unseasonal low temperatures have broken 30-year records for December, with experts citing several weather patterns caused by the La Nina system being behind the big freeze.

Much of the city shivered through a morning low of 8 degrees, forcing some residents to question what the fuck they were doing staying here.

"I should be up in Noosa, mate, but instead, I'm clearing the frost off me ute in fucking Nunawading," remarked one passing Tradie echoing the sentiment of the rest of the state's population.